Damnit, Panadol™, You Win This Round

Fever. As I said it approximately 2-3 hours ago, I am down with fever, and my parents had bought me Panadol™. My arch nemesis, I could call him. Disgusting and white, hard and gigantic, this pill about 2 cm across has bought me great pain.

CHOKING, CHOKING!

Mum bought the pill for me at 8.39 PM. She gave it to me at 9 PM. And then, much arguing, debating and pill smashing later, I decided to take the pill at 9.24 PM. And now it's 9.34 PM and I have just finished the last of the horrid pill.

Yes, I'm weird: I can't swallow pills. I'm a little ashamed about this, but I believe that there are many people like me, including Jarren and if I'm not mistaken, his brother. Now now, don't go laughing at them. People each have their phobias. Like I could laugh at you if you jumped three meters up into the air upon seeing a cockroach, or whimper and hide under a table when a spider dangles from the ceiling; but alas, I choose not to.

THEY LOOK THAT BIG!

For those confused at why a little pill like that could scare me, let me explain in detail what my mind is telling me:

The pill, coming into the mouth. It's going to lodge into my throat! I'm going to choke! Noooo! I can break it into pieces, yes! Bring out the pill splitter! Wham! Die, pill die! Oh no, the pill now has sharp edges. It's going to slice my throat, rip my tonsils out! It's going in my mouth! Damn water can't help. No, no, no, no!

So, gulp goes the pill. And that's just half of it. Meh, what can I say. Pills are bad for me. And they should be for you. Unless of course you're not afraid. Why can't there be nice pills?

LIKE THIS! THE JAPANESE FIGURINE IS A PLUS!

Stupid Panadol™ and their stupid pills. Why can't they make liquid for ADULTS?!

Make one for adults please, I beg you!

YC, signing out.